If you have ever read one of my blog entries and a little voice in your head says, “Well, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read,” or “When is this woman going to get a life?”—would you please do me a favor?
Click the dark pink “comments” or "post a comment" w-a-a-y at the bottom of the blog entry. Any comments other people have already made will appear, along with a text box at the bottom labeled, “Leave your comment.”
Type in the words, “Well, that’s the most idiotic thing I’ve ever read,” or whatever else pops into your mind. If you want to sign your name or your initials or use a coded nickname that only I will understand, that would be great. If you prefer just making your anonymous comment and running away, that’s okay, too.
The most non-threatening way to publish a comment is to scroll down and click the circle next to the word “Anonymous.”
Then click on the orange rectangle that says PUBLISH YOUR COMMENT. Give it a minute to process, and then your comment will pop up so you can see what it looks like. (You will have to refresh your web page to see what it looks like on the actual blog page.)
You have no idea how excited I get when someone comments on my blog. Pathetically, sadly, pitifully excited.
I get excited even if the comment only says, “Get a life” or “Your blog really sucks,” or “Stop wasting your time and go do something for the good of mankind.”
If you are feeling especially generous, you could just write “Happy New Year!”
Just this one time, if everyone who reads this entry would write a comment, I promise I’ll never ask again.
Promise. Scout's honor. Cross my heart and hope to die.
I am so needy.